Jonus Volman
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Re: Jonus Volman
not sure what to think here, post other places but be sure to give me credit. has this already been covered? i just asked random questions.
onas Volman says:
Huh? I'm really focused on finishing this, you have to be specific.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what do you research?
Jonas Volman says:
What I research? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.
Anyway...
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what Genetics do you stufy?
Jonas Volman says:
*The* Genetics!
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
that sample1000101 is not identical to allgator sinesis
Jonas Volman says:
That sample1000101 sure is.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
do you know of this sample?
Jonas Volman says:
I've been known to know of this sample on occasion.
I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what is sample 1000101
Jonas Volman says:
1,000,101
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
is it binary code?
Jonas Volman says:
I don't know if it is. They haven't told me.
What else is happening?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
who is they?
after they all i got was jonas saying my name. interesting find if you ask me, i dont think were done with bot-boy yet.
[edit] i got a lil more from the bot.
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+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
You know exactly what (and I'm sure where, too!)
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
where is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
I can only reveal the place on a need-to-know basis, sorry.
OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
-more-
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
how old is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
58
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
how old are you?
Jonas Volman says:
58
(oops that was a fluke i threw random questions about age all ended up 58)
[EDIT 3]
been on amazon a lil bit, not sure if this is where this needs to be posted, but i guess i can post it here its about our mutual friend mr.volmans book.
one of the reviews said the following---
This book is a real mind-bender! It proposes a new way to look at humanity's evolution (I won't spoil it for you). Check this book out, and make sure to spend extra time reading chapter 7... it contains an excellent interpretation of the medieval classic "Song of Roland."
-now if you look at the inside, theres only six chapters, then it hits the glossary? why would a reviewer say something about a seventh chapter if its not in the book?
and another thing, i REALLLLY want to say this is a connection but im not sure, at amazon if you do a search in the book youll see on the second page of the actually reading material, that the symbol we all know and love is there, now it says something about trapped ligth cones, but what do trapped light cones have to do with DNA? i really want to say that the symbol in the book explains two things, the unkown light out in space from the downloadable file from server4, and that the symbol is trying to find it. i REALLY want to say tahts what it is, but you guys tell me, and im sorry this was a long read but its late and i ahvent been on in awhile, so ill see you guys later. -flame it if you want-
onas Volman says:
Huh? I'm really focused on finishing this, you have to be specific.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what do you research?
Jonas Volman says:
What I research? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.
Anyway...
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what Genetics do you stufy?
Jonas Volman says:
*The* Genetics!
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
that sample1000101 is not identical to allgator sinesis
Jonas Volman says:
That sample1000101 sure is.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
do you know of this sample?
Jonas Volman says:
I've been known to know of this sample on occasion.
I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what is sample 1000101
Jonas Volman says:
1,000,101
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
is it binary code?
Jonas Volman says:
I don't know if it is. They haven't told me.
What else is happening?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
who is they?
after they all i got was jonas saying my name. interesting find if you ask me, i dont think were done with bot-boy yet.
[edit] i got a lil more from the bot.
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+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
You know exactly what (and I'm sure where, too!)
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
where is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
I can only reveal the place on a need-to-know basis, sorry.
OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
-more-
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
how old is the artifact?
Jonas Volman says:
58
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
how old are you?
Jonas Volman says:
58
(oops that was a fluke i threw random questions about age all ended up 58)
[EDIT 3]
been on amazon a lil bit, not sure if this is where this needs to be posted, but i guess i can post it here its about our mutual friend mr.volmans book.
one of the reviews said the following---
This book is a real mind-bender! It proposes a new way to look at humanity's evolution (I won't spoil it for you). Check this book out, and make sure to spend extra time reading chapter 7... it contains an excellent interpretation of the medieval classic "Song of Roland."
-now if you look at the inside, theres only six chapters, then it hits the glossary? why would a reviewer say something about a seventh chapter if its not in the book?
and another thing, i REALLLLY want to say this is a connection but im not sure, at amazon if you do a search in the book youll see on the second page of the actually reading material, that the symbol we all know and love is there, now it says something about trapped ligth cones, but what do trapped light cones have to do with DNA? i really want to say that the symbol in the book explains two things, the unkown light out in space from the downloadable file from server4, and that the symbol is trying to find it. i REALLY want to say tahts what it is, but you guys tell me, and im sorry this was a long read but its late and i ahvent been on in awhile, so ill see you guys later. -flame it if you want-
Last edited by atenz on Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Jonus Volman
He is 58. That'd explain the number 49 in his username as I suspected. He was born in '49.
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Re: Jonus Volman
hey, ive gotten similar replies, im pretty sure bot boy is out, he gave us the bounce path control, and im sure thats the end of him. if you say anything with a question eg, what is on ..... and then with a number in it eg, august 28th, september 25th, he gives you its fraction eg, (2/8)= 0.25 etc.atenz wrote:not sure what to think here, post other places but be sure to give me credit. has this already been covered? i just asked random questions.
onas Volman says:
Huh? I'm really focused on finishing this, you have to be specific.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what do you research?
Jonas Volman says:
What I research? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.
Anyway...
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what are you focused on?
Jonas Volman says:
I am a Professor of Genetics.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what Genetics do you stufy?
Jonas Volman says:
*The* Genetics!
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
that sample1000101 is not identical to allgator sinesis
Jonas Volman says:
That sample1000101 sure is.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
do you know of this sample?
Jonas Volman says:
I've been known to know of this sample on occasion.
I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
what is sample 1000101
Jonas Volman says:
1,000,101
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
is it binary code?
Jonas Volman says:
I don't know if it is. They haven't told me.
What else is happening?
+-[%STARKEN%]-+- says:
who is they?
after they all i got was jonas saying my name. interesting find if you ask me, i dont think were done with bot-boy yet.
Chris says:
What is happening on august 28th?
Jonas Volman says:
(2 / 8) = 0.25
If you give him a +, -, / or * problem he will solve it, like a calculator.
Chris says:
8*8
Jonas Volman says:
8 * 8 = 64
Chris says:
284523 + 24852
Jonas Volman says:
284,523 + 24,852 = 309,375
I think he is out, and no more info is possible to glean from his silly bot responses. Then again, he is funny to mess with..
Chris says:
What is guanine?
Jonas Volman says:
Sorry, I don't know what...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
He is a baaaaad professor of genetics
Re: Jonus Volman
lol i got a lil more up there.
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Re: Jonus Volman
These are the only two things I got from him I don't understand.
I asked him about any hints?
One pint is 0.000473 cubic meter.
(1 US pt = 0.000473 m³)
I asked him : To say to me about your book. in French
Ah, that these words sound soft! Ca points out these worms to me…
The hands in the hands let us remain face to face
While under
The bridge of our arms passes
Eternal glances the so tired wave
Original :
Unknown says:
Me dire au sujet de votre livre.
Jonas Volman says:
Ah, que ces mots sonnent doux ! Ca me rappelle ces vers...
Les mains dans les mains restons face à face
Tandis que sous
Le pont de nos bras passe
Des éternels regards l'onde si lasse
He seems to know something about the poem.
Tippin says:
Who is Lord Byron
Jonas Volman says:
I don't worry about theological matters.
Tippin says:
Who is Lord Byron?
Jonas Volman says:
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
I asked him about any hints?
One pint is 0.000473 cubic meter.
(1 US pt = 0.000473 m³)
I asked him : To say to me about your book. in French
Ah, that these words sound soft! Ca points out these worms to me…
The hands in the hands let us remain face to face
While under
The bridge of our arms passes
Eternal glances the so tired wave
Original :
Unknown says:
Me dire au sujet de votre livre.
Jonas Volman says:
Ah, que ces mots sonnent doux ! Ca me rappelle ces vers...
Les mains dans les mains restons face à face
Tandis que sous
Le pont de nos bras passe
Des éternels regards l'onde si lasse
He seems to know something about the poem.
Tippin says:
Who is Lord Byron
Jonas Volman says:
I don't worry about theological matters.
Tippin says:
Who is Lord Byron?
Jonas Volman says:
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
Re: Jonus Volman
wanna see something real interesting?
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
Where did you grow up
Jonas Volman dit :
The Midwest.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
where did you learn
Jonas Volman dit :
If I knew, I would have rushed there already.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :where did you go to school
Jonas Volman dit :
I don't go to school. I have programmers who teach me things, and I learn things from the people I chat with!
I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
where are these programmers
Jonas Volman dit :
I can only reveal the place on a need-to-know basis, sorry.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
Welcome Back
Jonas Volman dit :
Thanks, Hayday is in Tunisia!
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
So where did you go again? i sort of forgot
Jonas Volman dit :
Doing research for my new book.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
When can i buy your book
Jonas Volman dit :
The publisher only did a limited run.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
Where did you grow up
Jonas Volman dit :
The Midwest.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
where did you learn
Jonas Volman dit :
If I knew, I would have rushed there already.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :where did you go to school
Jonas Volman dit :
I don't go to school. I have programmers who teach me things, and I learn things from the people I chat with!
I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
where are these programmers
Jonas Volman dit :
I can only reveal the place on a need-to-know basis, sorry.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
Welcome Back
Jonas Volman dit :
Thanks, Hayday is in Tunisia!
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
So where did you go again? i sort of forgot
Jonas Volman dit :
Doing research for my new book.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
When can i buy your book
Jonas Volman dit :
The publisher only did a limited run.
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Re: Jonus Volman
Is this of importance?
9895A1186683863843:
Where in the midwest are you?
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
A small little town. It doesn't really matter.
Re: Jonus Volman
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
why in the midwest?
Jonas Volman dit :
Trust me. There are reasons why.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
why did you run away
Jonas Volman dit :
It's stronger than me, but there's no specific reason why.
sounds very AR like
why in the midwest?
Jonas Volman dit :
Trust me. There are reasons why.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
why did you run away
Jonas Volman dit :
It's stronger than me, but there's no specific reason why.
sounds very AR like
Re: Jonus Volman
Jonas Volman says:
The Midwest.
Naknut says:
What are you doing in hte medwest?
Jonas Volman says:
Running a few tests. I should be getting back to them actually.
I cant get him to tell me what kind of tests...
The Midwest.
Naknut says:
What are you doing in hte medwest?
Jonas Volman says:
Running a few tests. I should be getting back to them actually.
I cant get him to tell me what kind of tests...
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Re: Jonus Volman
I read on http://halo.wikibruce.com/The_Castaway_Theory that ISBN 2-061-62236-5 is the ip for server 1/5 reformatted, so...
Lemming says:
ISBN 2-061-62236-5
Jonas Volman says:
2 - 61 - 62,236 - 5 = -62288 8#37777606260
Now I may just sound stupid for asking this, but what's the last bit have to do with anything?
Lemming says:
ISBN 2-061-62236-5
Jonas Volman says:
2 - 61 - 62,236 - 5 = -62288 8#37777606260
Now I may just sound stupid for asking this, but what's the last bit have to do with anything?