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Jonas Volman bot told us once that he could give us more clues about the artifact at the next full moon. Well yesterday, 28th August WAS the full moon and I chatted with him in his webpage. This is what I got:

319A1186842889406:
You said you were going to tell me about the artifact at the next full moon

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I don't recognize my handwriting.

319A1186842889406:
You said you were going to tell me about the artifact at the next full moon

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
If I said that, it must have been true at the time.

319A1186842889406:
You said you were going to tell me about the artifact at the next full moon

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Ha! Silly me.

319A1186842889406:
You said you were going to tell me about the artifact at the next full moon

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I hope you didn't believe me.

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.

319A1186842889406:
It is the full moon today
Windows Live Agent Template - English:
It's definitely the full moon!

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?

319A1186842889406:
It is the full moon today

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
The full moon? No way!

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.

319A1186842889406:
It is the full moon today

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
No, it's not the full moon! It can't be!

319A1186842889406:
Yes it is

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
OK, I guess it is.

319A1186842889406:
Then will you tell me about the Ark?

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.

319A1186842889406:
Are you allowed to tell me about the Ark?

Windows Live Agent Template - English:
Can't say that I am, no.

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.


It seems to me that the damn bot is playing with us. It constantly says that we will be given clues when the time is right or at the next full moon.

I hate the way this ARG ends...

It seems to me for a bunch of little reasons that the arg was rushed at the end. If this was the case (and really, I have no proof obviously) then if the Jonas bot was saying his stuff about the next full moon in early September, he would've been referring to the release date of Halo 3. And all would've been good. Just a hunch.

*sigh* once again, that was just a scripted answer for unscripted 'when' questions... he said that for many things, not related to Iris at all. Everyone who was expected something to happen yesterday because the Volman bot said that were bound for disappointment. Don't blame the ARG for that, we made that point when he first mentioned the 'full moon' thing the day he was discovered.

Does anyone remember that when he talked about the full moon that there was a question mark at the end? This would basically mean that he DOES NOT KNOW when, what ever the question is. When is he coming back? When will he talk openly about the Ark? When, when, when, when, when. He answers all of these questions with the answers, When the time is right, and At the next full moon? Distractions and deviations. He doesn't know when.