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you know its really weird, i told jonas "the Sky is falling" and he said, "I dont think the sky is a real name" so i typed "Thomas is falling" and he asked me if my name was thomas, i said yes, and now he calls me thomas, some how he also knows that i'm male, and a few other things. he lso seems to remember these things through multiple conversations, even after i close the messenger. probably has a temp file on my comp with that info in it

EliteSniper177 wrote:you know its really weird, i told jonas "the Sky is falling" and he said, "I dont think the sky is a real name" so i typed "Thomas is falling" and he asked me if my name was thomas, i said yes, and now he calls me thomas, some how he also knows that i'm male, and a few other things. he lso seems to remember these things through multiple conversations, even after i close the messenger. probably has a temp file on my comp with that info in it

Have you never played with a chatbot before? Try Jabberwacky... he's fun. Same type of thing. Except no link to any BPC pages.

EliteSniper177 wrote:you know its really weird, i told jonas "the Sky is falling" and he said, "I dont think the sky is a real name" so i typed "Thomas is falling" and he asked me if my name was thomas, i said yes, and now he calls me thomas, some how he also knows that i'm male, and a few other things. he lso seems to remember these things through multiple conversations, even after i close the messenger. probably has a temp file on my comp with that info in it

not too many females named thomas...

you know guys, they had a point earliar, Volman is jsut a bot created specifically for this ARG by microsoft, i think we got all well need from him and were just looking for nothing at the moment, fun to mess with him though. lol

This made me lol:

1719A1186970871625: Professor?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Hmm... I'm not sure what you mean, let's get back to the book.
1719A1186970871625: I never spoke of the book.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Oh really? What was that like?
1719A1186970871625: Shut up.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: You shut up!
1719A1186970871625: NO U!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I am Dr. Jonas Volman.

I almost lost him!:
1719A1186970871625: Are you infected?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: 1719A1186970871625, we've chatted for a while already so you're starting to get to know me. Do you think I am infected?
1719A1186970871625: Yes.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Can't I be infected every once in a while?

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
1719A1186970871625: No.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: No problem.

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
1719A1186970871625: Yes there's a problem!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Really? I'm really focused on finishing this, you have to be specific.
1719A1186970871625: You are infected!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Yeah? Are you infected too?

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
1719A1186970871625: NO I'M NOT INFECTED!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: You're not infected, I'm not infected, we're all not infected.
1719A1186970871625: But you are infected!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: No, no, you're infected.

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
1719A1186970871625: No I'm not!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Yes you are.

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
1719A1186970871625: NO I'M NOT!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: You sure you're not?
1719A1186970871625: Yes!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Yeah.

Anyway...
1719A1186970871625: When did you get infected?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: When the time will be right.

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
1719A1186970871625: Huh?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I don't know, sorry!

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
1719A1186970871625: You should get medical attention before you begin to mutate!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

OK, should we get back to why you've contacted me?
1719A1186970871625: WHY?!?!?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: 'Cause I said so.

I'm kinda busy, let's talk about what you're really here for.
1719A1186970871625: Who made you he authority?
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I can't say I know who.

What else is happening?
1719A1186970871625: Then SHUT UP!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
1719A1186970871625: But you're infected!
1719A1186970871625: Respond!
1719A1186970871625: JONAS!
1719A1186970871625: DON'T DIE ON ME!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: OK, enough!
1719A1186970871625: Oh, good you're alive.
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Hmm... I'm not sure what you mean, let's get back to the book.
1719A1186970871625: No! You need medical help!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
1719A1186970871625: I'm not mad, I'm friggin' scared!
Windows Live Agent Template - English: Don't worry, even if you are that's fine with me.
1719A1186970871625: DON'T INFECT ME!

Okay, this is very amusing, but I'm sure he's given us what we need to know about server 4. If you think you get something, try asking the same question but replace the subject with "pie" or "Evil". I haven't used a chat bot before, but after talking to him for a while (what? I found it amusing), I found out these things: His old book is "The Castaway Theory" his new one is "The Places the Earth Stands Still", he is 58, he is currently in a small town in the midwest doing tests. He is a genetesist, and he had a bad accident that he doesn't want to talk about or that he can't talk about for legal reasons, and he knows thomas santos. If you tell him a word, sometimes he will give you synonyms. He can sove equations, and math-type questions, if you tell him just a number, he will say it back to you, unless you give him a really big number, to which he will say something like "my head hurts", and give you a bigger number. If you type single letters he will explain what they are as if they are units (eg. g=gram, m=meter, even km=kilometre), or he will give you the next letter of the alphabet (if you start at A, he'll say B!, and if you say C, etc., he'll go all the way to Z), he says interesting things if you say "tell me your story" or "you type fast". He does other funny thing too, but I can't remember them right now.

the sole purpose of teh volman book was to get server 4 unlocked- that's it

could someone please rename the thread to JONAS

Did you guys know he is also multi-lingual? Feed him a language, like "Russian" and he says "Я люблю русский, но я не говорю его очень добро" or in response to "Spanish" he says "Hablo algo de español, aunque aún lo estoy aprendiendo."

Yeah we found that one out....me and Camth from #ci/abo were gonna try and feed him some Klingon or Vulcan for a laugh.