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Author:  shamanistcrage [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

Ben says:
what is my name?
Jonas Volman says:
You're Ben.
Ben says:
I am 22 years old.
Jonas Volman says:
22!
Now that explains why you're so immature sometimes!

Cool! I'll remember that you are 22 years old.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.



Typical Bot. I wonder if he can play trivia games and such. time to break this thing.

Author:  shamanistcrage [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

Ben says:
001010101011010110
Jonas Volman says:
That number's so big, it hurts my head! How about this one: 5,769,342,476,178,414,120.

Author:  shamanistcrage [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

Ben says:
Where do babies come from?
Jonas Volman says:
I doubt you actually don't know anything about procreation.



I thinks its time to kill thsi thread.

Author:  iggy73 [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

Before we lock it, it's fun cussing him out and he makes you apologize...

:)

Author:  thereIwasn't [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:45 pm ]
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Author:  OldSouth [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

Found something new! In one of the replies on the second page, Jonas said that his new book expands on the castaway theory. I googled "The Castaway Theory", and it's a book by a real Dr. Jonas Volman! What's more, the cover has the equation that we got from Server 3!

http://www.amazon.com/Castaway-Theory-J ... B000RGSYWI

Author:  Phyltre [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

That's how we came across this in the first place. The book and the man aren't real, they're in-game.

Author:  ii otnemem ii [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:34 pm ]
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Author:  Reclaimer52 [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

i found this interesting because i got a straight answer:

Reclaimer52: how old are you?
Jonas: 58

it probably means nothing but its worth a shot.


i also found this response which caught my attention...

Reclaimer52: i need to know the location of the flood
Jonas: What do you need to know the location of the flood for? I think you're up to no good.

Author:  shamanistcrage [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jonus Volman

lol. i realise this is a common response for him.... but i thought this was funny.

Ben says:
When does server 5 open?
Jonas Volman says:
At the next full moon?

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