Jonus Volman

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Hayday
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Re: Jonus Volman

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lol loooky

Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
ur dumb

Jonas Volman dit :
C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
home

Jonas Volman dit :
Sorry?
Hayday is in Tunisia dit :
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Hayday
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Re: Jonus Volman

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KillerLemming wrote:I read on http://halo.wikibruce.com/The_Castaway_Theory that ISBN 2-061-62236-5 is the ip for server 1/5 reformatted, so...

Lemming says:
ISBN 2-061-62236-5
Jonas Volman says:
2 - 61 - 62,236 - 5 = -62288 8#37777606260

Now I may just sound stupid for asking this, but what's the last bit have to do with anything?

nice find, no not a stupid question but i dont know the answer
unknown v2
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Re: Jonus Volman

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Yeah, the home thing gave me a dead end. Too.

I told him he was boring me and he said the same thing.

You can't really get much info out of this guy. His lips are sealed by Microsoft programmers.

Also if you type a, he'll type B!, then you type c, he'll type D! and so until the end of the alphabet where he tells you you are awesome.
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Re: Jonus Volman

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I think he's done guys. A few things about the bot. If you ask it a question it can't answer, it gives you a standard reply, ie.

"Do you like cheese?"
"Do you WANT me to like cheese?

Let's get back to why you're here."

ANY time there is a space like that, the bot doesn't know the answer. It's not being cryptic, it's being stupid.

There are certain keywords that create truly unique answers, with a finite answer. If he uses your question to phrase his answer, it is nothing, trust me. What is your age? = 58. Why are you so old? = "How old should I be?" See the difference?
unknown v2
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Re: Jonus Volman

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When you start a conversation with it, it just goes off topic on random things.

We have gotten only one thing useful and it was the server link.
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Re: Jonus Volman

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well, there are a few various programmed responses... more for interests' sake that essential for ingame stuff.
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Re: Jonus Volman

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do "we" think he contains any more clues?
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Re: Jonus Volman

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unknown v2 wrote:When you start a conversation with it, it just goes off topic on random things.

We have gotten only one thing useful and it was the server link.
that was its purpose i doubt its suposed to give us anything else
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Re: Jonus Volman

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I think when he says where "the place where the earth stands still". He is referring to Kenya.

Well the equator runs straight through Kenya and we know that is where Halo 3 takes place(New Mombasa).
Also the equator is crosses a place where there is a road connected directly to Mombasa which may be the level Bungie was talking about with the highway.

To get this I took http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solstice
And got Sun Stop, well I thought of it like this if the sun stopped the earth would also "stop".
Then I got the Tropic of Capricorn (-)23° 26′ 22″ and the Tropic of Cancer (+)23° 26′ 22″ added them and got the equator. Random, huh?

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Another crazy idea is he may be talking about Armageddon. Since the Prophet(s) are so religious I thought of a religious way of this "meaning".
One of the things that is going to shake the world before the coming of Christ at Armageddon is going to be "the day the earth stands still."
http://www.geocities.com/christian_crus ... still.html
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Re: Jonus Volman

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What if he's literally talking about the places the Earth stands still? I know that the Great Rift Valley goes through Kenya and that there have been some important discoveries in human evolution in that area.
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