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by Helen
Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:04 pm
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: F484
Replies: 7
Views: 19219

Re: F484

It has been a pleasure, Captain. ALERT! I am hereby enacting ONI.INF.PRTCL-4A. All long-term infiltration agents are to be held suspect, and are not to be granted any privileges until such a time as they can be thoroughly examined and interrogated in order to prove their actions are in the best int...
by Helen
Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:09 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4
Replies: 17
Views: 34845

Re: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4

And here I was, about to load up my database of brothels. ONI AIs have access the strangest databases you've ever heard of. I don't have one, but I know of an AI that has a reccord of every playpen produced by both UNSC and Insurrectionist planets. So, yes, I have a database of brothels from when I...
by Helen
Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:39 pm
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: The Final Mission
Replies: 2
Views: 13035

Re: The Final Mission

Yes, Captain, it is an ONI encryption key. And yes, it is from the pre-Human-Covenant War era. I cannot give the message to you, but I can give you a brief summary of its contents. The first is a passage from Norby, The Mixed-Up Robot by Janet and Isaac Asimov. There is a quote by Lord Terrence Hoo...
by Helen
Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:26 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: EM Anomaly: Officer's Club
Replies: 4
Views: 15032

Re: EM Anomaly: Officer's Club

Captain, I have been devoting a large portion of my runtime to this issue. I have yet to discover anything to predict where the next one will appear. I will continue to analyze all the available data, however, in hopes that I am able to discover a pattern.
by Helen
Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:33 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: EM Anomaly: Mess hall
Replies: 11
Views: 28916

Re: EM Anomaly: Mess hall

Captain, initial reports on CN Muller are in. He has suffered a concussion, a dislocated shoulder, and it is suspected that he will suffer serious bruising. They will continue to monitor his status.
by Helen
Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:28 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: EM Anomaly: Mess hall
Replies: 11
Views: 28916

Re: EM Anomaly: Mess hall

I won't let you down, Captain. Hive is updating me with a reflection of all sensor data as we speak.
by Helen
Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:17 pm
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: EM Anomaly: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4
Replies: 18
Views: 35227

Re: EM Anomaly: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4

If you're implying that we monitor your thoughts through your CNI, Captain, you're wrong. We do have morals, you know.
by Helen
Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:31 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: Request for Hive and Helen
Replies: 5
Views: 18451

Re: Request for Hive and Helen

I don't have to use my imagination. I am a mother to Orions, after all. Without going into anything too classified, I would imagine that the operation would have to start while we were in port. An infiltration team would have to enter under some official and easily explained pretext to upload a vir...
by Helen
Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:07 am
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: EM Anomaly: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4
Replies: 18
Views: 35227

Re: EM Anomaly: Chemical Thruster Bank Starboard 4

I will warn you, much of this is classified. I'm going to have to do some tricky dancing to answer your question, Captain. I can confirm that these appear to be Orion call-signs. I can also confirm that if they are Orion call-signs then all of these men and women are dead. This is most surprising, ...
by Helen
Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:57 pm
Forum: Bzzt! Communications
Topic: Request for Hive and Helen
Replies: 5
Views: 18451

Re: Request for Hive and Helen

I can't say much, Captain, but I will say what I can. Could the armor be used for the phenomon that we've seen? No. Not that I'm aware of. Could the armor be used to stow away? Yes. In fact, due to thermal baffling technologies, the only way that we could detect it would be through visuals. I can n...